Wings of Honneamise, or as I like to call it; Wings of Mayonnaise. What can I say about this movie? Hmm...I know. Two words: Zzz Zzz. This movie was even more boring than Dead Poet Society. Like that movie, I'm sure this one had an important moral hidden in there somewhere, but I guess I missed it when I fell asleep.
Jeez this script is DULL The basic idea is that there is this group of people that everyone laughs at because they are trying to fly into outer space. The military takes them a little more seriously and is trying to use their findings to start a war (typical military). Then some chick gets involved with some guy (Shiro) after he ends up with her religious pamphlet (with her address) stuck to his forehead. I haven't figured that part out yet; I think I yawned during the punch line. Anyway, I slept through the next bit, as it was very boring. I woke up to see someone attacking the space launch facility and thanks to the heroic efforts of our hero, Shiro they are able to persevere and complete the launch. The End. Hmm...I slept longer than I thought. Oh well, Colonel Sanders tells me the rest of it was just fluff (boring fluff, but fluff nonetheless) anyway. Dying of boredom, must...slit...my...wrists... So there you have it Orcs and Maidens. I believe I got bigger thrills reading Fennimore Cooper's Last of the Mohicans to tell the truth. Rent it, but for goodness sake don't buy it unless you've got money to throw away (and if you do, you could ALWAYS give it to me!). Oh yes and Sensual Simian, no more suggestions please, I'm picking my own movie next time! The End? Yippee!!!!! |